A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假.

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了

The under taker told the husband,

"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,

or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land ,for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說：

"您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，

或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉

The under taker asked,

"Why would you spend$5,000 to ship your wife home,

when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only 150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：

"為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，

而不願意將她葬在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？

The man replied,

"Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, hero sefrom the dead."
那人回答：

"很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又從死裡復活"

He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
他繼續說著："我就是不想冒這個險..."