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給一些終日想嫁給有錢人的女士
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2007年12月09日
一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖:我怎樣才能嫁給有錢人?
"我下面要說的都是心里話。本人25 歲,非常漂亮,是那種讓人驚艷的漂亮,談吐文雅,有品味,想嫁給年薪 50 萬美元的人。
你也可以說我貪心,但在紐約年薪 100 萬才算是中產, 本人的要求其實不高。
這個版上有沒有年薪超過 50 萬的人?你們都結婚了嗎?我想請教各位一個問題?怎樣才能嫁給你們這樣的有錢人?
我約會過的人中,最有錢的年薪 25 萬,這似乎是我的上限。要住進紐約中心公園以西的高尚住宅區,年薪 25 萬遠遠不夠。
我是來誠心誠意請教的。有幾個具體的問題︰
一、有錢的單身漢一般都在哪里消磨時光? (請列出酒吧、飯店、健身房的名字和詳細地址。)
二、我應該把目標定在哪個年齡段?
三、為什麼有些富豪的妻子看起來相貌平平?我見過有些女孩,長相如同白開水,毫無吸引人的地方,但她們卻能嫁入豪門。而單身酒吧里那些迷死人的美女卻運氣不佳。
四、你們怎麼決定誰能做妻子,誰只能做女朋友?(我現在的目標是結婚。)
波爾斯女士
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下面是一個華爾街金融家的回帖︰
"親愛的波爾斯︰我懷著極大的興趣看完了貴帖,相信不少女士也有跟你類似的疑問。讓我以一個投資專家的身份,對你的處境做一分析。
我年薪超過 50 萬,符合你的擇偶標準,所以請相信我並不是在浪費大家的時間。
從生意人的角度來看,跟你結婚是個糟糕的經營決策,道理再明白不過,請聽我解釋。拋開細枝末節,你所說的其實是一筆簡單的"財""貌"交易:
甲方提供述人的外表,乙萬出錢,公平交易,童叟無欺。但是,這里有個致命的問題:
你的美貌會消逝,但我的錢卻不會無緣無故減少。
事實上,我的收入很可能會逐年涕增,而你不可能一年比一年漂亮。
因此,從經濟學的角度講,我是增值資產,你是貶值資產,不但貶值,而且是加速貶值!你現在25,在未來的五年里,你仍可以保持窈窕的身段, 俏麗的容貌,雖然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度會越來越快,如果它是你僅有的資產,十年以後你的價值甚憂。
用華爾街術語說,每筆交易都有一個倉位,跟你交往屬于"交易倉位"(trading position),一旦價值下跌就要立即拋售,
而不宜長期持有?也就是你想要的婚姻。聽起來很殘忍,但對一件會加速貶值的物資,明智的選擇是租賃,而不是購入。
年薪能超過 50 萬的人,當然都不是傻瓜,因此我們只會跟你交往,不會跟你結婚,我勸你不要苦苦尋找嫁給有錢人的秘方。
順便說一句,你倒可以想辦法把自己變成年薪 50 萬的人,這比碰到一個有錢的傻瓜的勝算要大。
希望我的回帖能對你有幫助。如果你對"租賃"感興趣,請跟我聯系。
羅波.坎貝爾(J‧P‧摩根銀行多種產業投資顧問)
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