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2003年08月27日
我的手機是諾基亞的,短信接受時候的響鈴功能不能調成振動,
這點很要命,尤其是考試的時候。
期末考試前夕,好多數人都胸有成竹的,我當然知道他們為什麼
不擔心了,他們的手機不是松下GD92的,就是摩托羅拉T189的,
短信都可以調成振動,接受資訊神不知鬼不覺。
不像我手機這只倒楣的諾基亞,“嘀嘀”一響,走廊上的監考老
師都能給招過來。
所謂人算他就是不如天算。我們班的考場被安排在東階梯教室,
所有的手機一進考場,資訊指數立刻歸零!只有我的諾基亞,資
訊指數仍然顯示兩格,我悄悄暗示周圍的幾個著急的死黨,少安
毋躁,一切有我盡在掌握中。
第一門是英語,我們已經安排了高手在其他的考場,說好只要她
一做完,就把答案用手機發過來。考試時間過了一個小時
,口袋裏“嘀嘀”一響,我立刻精神大振,救命的短信來了!
救命的短信是來了,要命的監考老師也聽著動靜過來了。我大大
方方的從另一個口袋裏摸出攜帶型鬧鐘,擺在課桌上。
老師過來問我怎麼回事,我指指鬧鐘,“老師,我手錶前兩天丟
了。”
這招是從中國解放戰爭時學的,叫“不打無準備之仗”。
老師轉身的瞬間,20個選擇抄完了。不到10分鐘,手機再次“嘀
嘀”做響。我裝做若無其事,等老師走近,我才拿起鬧鐘當面拆
開,卸下電池,擰開後蓋,看了看,很奇怪的說,怎麼回事啊,
老響,可能壞了?老師敲敲我的桌子,讓我注意點。
卷面上的選擇題還剩下1/3的空白,我估計再發一次就成了。這次
手機響的時候,監考的老太太生氣了,怒衝衝的奔著我撲過來。
我沒等她走過來,已經搶先一步氣急敗壞的抓起鬧鐘使勁在桌子
上磕,“這什麼破鬧鐘!響起來還沒完沒了!”
等老太太過來,我直接把鬧鐘送過去,“老師您把鬧鐘拿走吧,
要不太打擾考場安靜了。”
老太太鬆了口氣,接過鬧鐘小聲說:「還有四十多分鐘呢,好好地答題吧。」
此時我的卷面呈現一片大豐收的景象,我開始給周圍的兄弟姐妹
傳小條。
這時候要命的手機竟然“嘀嘀”又響了!
老師眼風往這邊一掃,我冷汗立馬就下來了!此時我的口袋裏除
了衛生紙和幾個硬幣也摸不出來了。還是那個老太太,和另一個監
考的耳語了幾句表情嚴肅起來。
我急中生智,轉頭著周圍人問,“你們也有人帶鬧鐘了?”
周圍的哥們都很配合,一個個滿臉無辜相:“沒有啊。”
我也納悶:“那是什麼聲音啊?”老太太走過來一聲斷喝:“不
許說話!”我趁機趕緊起身,說老師我交卷。
沒過幾分鐘,同志們陸續都出來了,考場外彼此擊掌慶祝,大有
革命勝利成功的意思。這時有人問我,最後一個資訊到底是誰發
的?
我掏出手機,閱讀資訊,綠螢螢的背景燈下,清清楚楚的七個小
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“答案發錯了!別抄!”=.=''
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